i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

(via lamelohan)

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

(Source: hydrangea7, via phoenixmoonstone)

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

(Source: SCEPTRE, via cringing)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: canadad, via yelled)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via summerfinns)